Reality check part 67.385984 1/3

Just letting you know (in one of the various Carissa-ish ways ... ) that I am still alive. Sharing is caring. I need to sort some things these days, and the coming weeks. And think about this. You know. Next steps and all that jazz....

"Well Played, The Smiths

WILL: God DAMN, we are hot.

JADA: Hell yeah, baby.

WILL: We are the wickedest couple in the history of badassitude.

JADA: Not to mention dappertasticness.

WILL: And slickocity.

JADA: Sexification!

WILL: Jiggyificence!

JADA: Brangelina WHO?

WILL: TomKat WHAT?

JADA: Asslete? NICE TRY.

WILL: Davitoria Spiceham? I THINK NOT.

JADA: DAMN RIGHT.

WILL: Get back to me when THEY own July 4.

JADA: They would have to buy it off you for $100 million.

WILL: This town is OURS.

JADA: We are FINE.

WILL: Drink it in, Hollywood, because you are about to go on the 21-Day Smith Cleanse!

JADA: Next up: taking over the Hollywood Bowl with my band!

WILL: ... Okay, let's not talk crazy, now. Maybe let's just keep looking fly.

JADA: Oh yeah? Well, just remember who classes up your plaid ass.

WILL: Brad Pitt wears vests that match his suit.

JADA: And how did THAT go for him?

WILL: Point taken. Game, set, and match to my lady.

JADA: Damn skippy."

(Source: Gofugyourself . You gotta love it)

Le regard des autres

It's late, don't remind me of that. Just remembered a few things people - very good friends, good friends, friends, random people etc. - told me lately, and thought I'd share it with you:

"I see you having/being ...

- your own HR consultancy firm (or whatever that's called)
- a business woman
- a standup comedienne
- a PR person
- in Communications
- a journalist (WTF? I'm a terrible writer)
- your own business
- a masseuse
- an NGO person"

Hmmmm

Go figure

"You look Peruvian!" - check

"You look Mexican!" - check

"You look Filipina!" - check

"You look Indian!" - check

"You look Inuit!" - check

"You look Algerian!" - check

"Your last name sounds Chinese!" - check

"Your last name sounds Tunisian!" - check

"Your last name sounds so Arabic!" - check

"You look Egyptian!" - most recent check

"You look SWISS!" - ummmm, nope

"Your last name sounds so Swiss!" - ummm, nope again, except for in Berne, where I don't live

"You sound so Swiss!" - definetely NOPE

I swear, sometimes I ask myself if I was born in the wrong country...LOL